If people knew Noodle was the king of all dogs, there would be anarchy and potentially rebellion. Noodle can only do so much, but dogs like to complain about funny things.

[She pets Noodle idly.]

Also, secret king of all dogs is actually the full title, and if you say a secret it's no longer a secret. So far it's just you, me, Camilla, Palamedes, Pyrrha, Hot Sauce, Honesty, Beautiful Ruby, Born in the Morning and Kevin that know about Noodle's secret title.

[She gets the feeling she's being humored but she chatters away about it anyway, stroking Noodle's fur. It helps keep her mind off of the smell of Sonya's meat as he died.]